A Military Incident

Dawn heralded the coming sun⁠—
  Fort Douglas was computing
The minute⁠—and the sunrise gun
  Was manned for his saluting.

The gunner at that firearm stood,
  The which he slowly loaded,
When, bang!⁠—I know not how it could,
  But sure the charge exploded!

Yes, to that veteran’s surprise
  The gun went off sublimely,
And both his busy arms likewise
  Went off with it, untimely.

Then said that gunner to his mate
  (He was from Ballyshannon):
“Bedad, the sun’s a minute late,
  Accardin’ to this cannon!”