A Single Termer

When Senator Foraker came to die
  His features lit up with a glow,
And he said: “I am going to dwell on high
  And the Democrats down below.

“I have kept the faith, I have fought the fight,
  To the Trusts forever true.
With Elkins to lead, I have followed the light⁠—
  Saint Peter, it’s up to you.”

Said Peter: “We strive to please in vain;
  Many a soul coming here
Escapes to earth to be born again
  And resume the old career.”

Here he opened the gate. “Although, no doubt,
  This fellow’s a son of sin.
The devil himself can’t keep him out.
  But I’ll lock the fine gentleman in.”