A Welcome Because you call yourself Knights Templars, and There’s neither Knight nor Temple in the land⁠— Because you thus by vain pretense degrade To paltry purposes traditions grand⁠— Because to cheat the ignorant you say The thing that’s not, elated still to sway The crass credulity of gaping fools And women by fantastical display⁠— Because no sacred fires did ever warm Your hearts, high knightly service to perform⁠— A woman’s breast or coffer of a man The only citadel you dare to storm⁠— Because while railing still at lord and peer, At pomp and fuss-and-feathers while you jeer, Each member of your order tries to graft A peacock’s tail upon his barren rear⁠— Because that all these things are thus and so, I bid you welcome to our city. Lo! You’re free to come, and free to stay, and free, As soon as it shall please you, sirs⁠—to go.