Ambrose Bierce(1842–1914?) · The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume V · Black Beetles in Amber · 1911?
Said Rockefeller, senior, to his boy: “Be good and you shall have eternal joy.” Said Rockefeller, junior, to his dad: “I never do a single thing that’s bad.” Said Rockefeller, senior—long gone gray In service at the altar: “Ever pray.” And Rockefeller, junior, being bid. Upon his knees and neighbors ever did.