Saith the Czar My people come to me and make their moan: “We starve, your Majesty⁠—give us a stone.” That’s flat rebellion!⁠—how the devil dare They starve right in my capital? Their prayer For something in their bellies I will meet With that which I’ll not trouble them to eat. They ask for greater freedom. No, indeed⁠— What happened to my ancestor who freed The serfs? His grateful subjects duly flung Something that spoke to him without a tongue. So he was sacrificed for Freedom’s sake, And gathered to his fathers with a rake. I from Autocracy my people free? Ah, would to Heaven they could deliver me!