The Boss’s Choice

Listen to his wild romances:
He advances foolish fancies,
Each expounded as his “view”⁠—
Gu.

In his brain’s opacous clot, ah
He has got a maggot! What a
Man with “views” to overwhelm us!⁠—
Gulielmus.

Hear his demagogic clamor
Hear him stammer in his grammar!
See him laboring to spell⁠—
Gulielmus L.

Slave who paid the price demanded⁠—
With two-handed iron branded
By the boss⁠—pray cease to dose us,
Gulielmus L. Jocosus.