The Retrospective Bird His caw is a cackle, his eye is dim, And he mopes all day on the lowest limb; Not a word says he, but he snaps his bill And twitches his palsied head, as a quill, The ultimate plume of his pride and hope, Quits his now featherless nose-o’-the-Pope, Leaving that eminence brown and bare, Exposed to the Prince of the Power of the Air. And he sits and he thinks: “I’m an old, old man, Mateless and chickless, the last of my clan, But I’d give the half of the days gone by To perch once more on the branches high, And hear my great-grand-daddy’s comical croaks In authorized versions of Bulletin jokes.”