To a Grabber If, Prentiss Maslin, you would kindly leave A coin or two of what the State has hoarded We’d think it generous of you; for we’ve But just begun our fortunes to retrieve, Having lost all our treasury afforded To certain robbers, who, departing, left Us you as a memorial of the theft. Memorial? Bless you! you’re the very thing Incarnate⁠—and by no means any cleaner For incarnation. Sir, you are the king Of crimes, grown great and proud remembering When you were young and but a misdemeanor. Let lesser souls be ravenous of pelf, He scorns the gains of greed who’s greed itself. What! shall a firework covetously yearn While splendoring the skies⁠—a gorgeous rocket Where golden constellations grandly burn⁠— To take the earth along? ’Tis sad to learn That even the robe of glory has a pocket. In you, alas! I’d fondly hoped to see One man that loved himself unselfishly.