“I’m sorry I married,” says Upton Sinclair: “The conjugal status is awful!— The devil’s device, a delusion and snare.” Worse, far worse than that—it is lawful!
Where this text comes from
First published in The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume IV (1910). This date is uncertain. Taken from Volume IV of the Neale collected edition (copyright 1910). That is the printing this text comes from, not the poem's first appearance: the volume's own preface speaks of the verses republished in this volume and the next, and which newspaper or earlier book printed this poem first has not been established here. [1]
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Cite this poem
Ambrose Bierce (1842–1914?).
“Understated.” First published in The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume IV (1910).
Text: Poem Index, https://poemindex.org/ambrose-bierce/understated/.
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