James McIntyre(1828?–1906) · Musings on the Banks of Canadian Thames · 1884
When we went down to London in midst of the champaign A brother looked at me as though I had been Cain, And in a voice of thunder, as I sat at the table, He fiercely asked of me “where is your Brother Abel?” To which I did reply “I’m not my brother’s keeper, But at home you’ll find him, in his bed asleep, sir.”