Brass Spitoons Clean the spitoons, boy. Detroit, Chicago, Atlantic City, Palm Beach. Clean the spitoons. The steam in hotel kitchens, And the smoke in hotel lobbies, And the slime in hotel spitoons: Part of my life. Hey, boy! A nickel, A dime, A dollar, Two dollars a day. Hey, boy! A nickel, A dime, A dollar, Two dollars Buys shoes for the baby. House rent to pay. Gin on Saturday, Church on Sunday. My God! Babies and girl and church and women and Sunday all mixed up with dimes and dollars and clean spitoons and house rent to pay. Hey, boy! A bright bowl of brass is beautiful to the Lord. Bright polished brass like the cymbals Of King David’s dancers, Like the wine cups of Solomon. Hey, boy! A clean spitoon on the altar of the Lord. A clean bright spitoon all newly polished⁠— At least I can offer that. Com’ mere, boy!