The Lament of a Vanquished Beau

Willy is a silly boy,
  Willy is a cad.
Willy is a foolish kid,
  Sense he never had.
Yet all the girls like Willy⁠—
  Why I cannot see⁠—
  He even took my best girl
Right away from me.

I asked him did he want to fight,
  But all he did was grin
And answer, “Don’t be guilty
  Of such a brutal sin.”
Oh, Willy’s sure a silly boy,
  He really is a cad,
Because he took the only girl
  That I ’most ever had.

Her hair’s so long and pretty
  And her eyes are very gay;
I guess that she likes Willy
  ’Cause he’s handsome, too, they say.
But for me, he’s not good looking;
  And he sure has made me mad,
’Cause he went and took the only girl
  That I ’most ever had.