Here He Comes, Big with Statistics

Here he comes, big with statistics,
  Troubled and sharp about fac’s.
He has heap of the Form that is thinkable⁠—
  The stuff that is feeling, he lacks.

Do you envy this whiskered absurdity,
  With pince-nez and clerical tie?
Poor fellow, he’s blind of a sympathy!
  I’d rather be blind of an eye.