The P‑cock; The Q‑cumber

Robert Williams Wood (1868–1955) · How to Tell the Birds from the Flowers and Other Woodcuts · 1917

The striking similarity
of this P‑Q‑liar pair,
No longer need en-cumber us,
or fill us with despair:
The P‑cock and the Q‑cumber
you never need confuse,
If you pay attention to the Eyes
and mind your P’s and Q’s.

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First published in How to Tell the Birds from the Flowers and Other Woodcuts (1917). First located printing is this volume; an earlier periodical printing has not been established. [1]

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Robert Williams Wood (1868–1955). “The P‑cock; The Q‑cumber.” First published in How to Tell the Birds from the Flowers and Other Woodcuts (1917). Text: Poem Index, https://poemindex.org/robert-williams-wood/the-p-cock-the-q-cumber/. Append #L14 to cite line 14, or #L4-L9 for lines 4–9.

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