Here He Comes, Big with Statistics

Here he comes, big with statistics,
Troubled and sharp about fac’s.
He has heap of the Form that is thinkable⁠—
The stuff that is feeling, he lacks.

Do you envy this whiskered absurdity,
With pince-nez and clerical tie?
Poor fellow, he’s blind of a sympathy!
I’d rather be blind of an eye.