First linesRobert Williams Wood

  1. A roar of welkome through the welkin The Elk; The Whelk
  2. Although I never took much stock, The Roc; The Shamrock
  3. Although the Cow’slips on this plant, The Cow Bird; The Cowslip
  4. By other Nature books I’m sure, Intro‑duc‑tion
  5. Good Mr. Darwin once contended The Bee; The Beet; The Beetle
  6. I always sing the hymn of hate, The Ray; The Raven
  7. I do not wish to at‑tri‑bute The Coot; The Bandicoot
  8. If you have read my former words, Author’s Add‑end‑’em
  9. If you will tap the Cantelope The Antelope; The Cantelope
  10. Lichens, regardless of conventions, The Hen; The Lichen
  11. Nobody but an imbecile Cross Bill; Sweet William
  12. Observe how Nature’s necromancies The Pansy; The Chim‑pansy
  13. Observe the hybrid Indian Pipe, The Pipe; The Snipe
  14. Of the fall of the Sparrow we often have heard, A Sparrer; Asparagus
  15. See what a fix the Sloth is in, The Sloe; The Sloth
  16. Some are unable, as you know, The Crow; The Crocus
  17. The ant is known by his ant‑ennae, The Ant; The Pheas‑ant
  18. The Apes, from whom we are descended, The Ape; The Grape
  19. The Argo‑naut or Nautilus, Naught; Nautilus
  20. The Blue Jay, as we clearly see, The Jay; The Bay
  21. The California Quail is said The Quail; The Kale
  22. The Cat‑bird’s call resembles that The Cat‑bird; The Cat‑nip
  23. The Cowry seems to be, somehow, The Cow; The Cowry
  24. The Doe and her phonetic double, The Doe; The Dodo
  25. The Gander loves to promenade, The Ole Gander; The Oleander
  26. The Gnu conspicuously wears The Gnu; The Newt
  27. The Harrier, harassed by the Hare, The Hare; The Harrier
  28. The Insects, to avoid surprise The Blue Mountain Lory; The Blue Morning Glory
  29. The little Butter‑cup can sing, The Butter‑ball; The Butter‑cup
  30. The marked aversion which we feel, The Eel; The Eelephant
  31. The Octopus or Cuttle‑fish! The Puss; The Octo‑pus
  32. The Panicle and Pelican have often been confused, The Pelican; The Panicle
  33. The Parrot and the Carrot one may easily confound, The Parrot; The Carrot
  34. The Pitcher Plant we may define, The Pitcher Plant; The Fly‑catcher
  35. The Plover and the Clover can be told apart with ease, The Clover; The Plover
  36. The reason why this beetle gay, The Gent‑ians; The Lady‑bird
  37. The sacred Ibis, one might say, The Ibis; The ’Ibiscus
  38. The striking similarity The P‑cock; The Q‑cumber
  39. The superficial naturalists have often been misled, The Bunny; The Tunny
  40. The Yellow-Hammer, or the Flicker, The Yellow‑hammer; The Saw‑fish
  41. To recognize this bird‑of‑prey, The Hawk; The Hollyhock
  42. To smoke a herring is to make The Pipe‑fish; The Sea‑gar
  43. To tell the Pewee from the Pea, The Pea; The Pewee
  44. To tell the Turnip from the Tern, The Tern; The Turnip
  45. Upon this cake of ice is perched, Puffin; Nuffin
  46. Very few can The Pecan; The Toucan
  47. We have for many years been bored The Pen‑guin; The Sword‑fish
  48. We seldom meet, when out to walk, The Auk; The Orchid
  49. When you awake at half‑past‑two, The Rue; The Rooster
  50. Who is there who has never heard, Burr; Bird
  51. You must not make ad‑verse remarks, The Larks; The Larkspur

All poets.